-VIOLENCE- Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Warning. The following joke contains sexual and lewd references. -----"Mom, I'm pregnant," announced the sixteen year old one morning in a belligerent tone of voice. Her mother paled. "And it's all your fault," continued the girl. "My fault?" gasped the mother, startled. "I bought you books, showed you pictures. I told you about the facts of life." "Yeah, yeah - but you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?"-----ooo naughty naughty words my virgin eyes!! Cover your eyes!!! Here's another one. -------If you want to have fun some time, go into a restaurant's kitchen and yell "IMMIGRATION!" - Milton Berle------- jaja, thats cold as ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N3oGhost Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 What do you get when you mix the Pillsbury Dough Boy with a cabbage patch kid? An Ugly biatch with a Yeast Infection.meh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Geez...I never realized how ugly Cabbage Patch dolls actually are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agozer Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Geez...I never realized how ugly Cabbage Patch dolls actually are.You learn new things every day. That's why I'm mostly bitter and sarcastic towards life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdy Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Warning. The following joke contains sexual and lewd references. -----"Mom, I'm pregnant," announced the sixteen year old one morning in a belligerent tone of voice. Her mother paled. "And it's all your fault," continued the girl. "My fault?" gasped the mother, startled. "I bought you books, showed you pictures. I told you about the facts of life." "Yeah, yeah - but you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?"-----ooo naughty naughty words my virgin eyes!! Cover your eyes!!! Here's another one. -------If you want to have fun some time, go into a restaurant's kitchen and yell "IMMIGRATION!" - Milton Berle------- jej jej, that not only works in the kitchens around here, but it works anywhere in the restraunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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