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Warning. The following joke contains sexual and lewd references.

 

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"Mom, I'm pregnant," announced the sixteen year old one morning in a belligerent tone of voice.

 

Her mother paled.

 

"And it's all your fault," continued the girl.

 

"My fault?" gasped the mother, startled. "I bought you books, showed you pictures. I told you about the facts of life."

 

"Yeah, yeah - but you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?"

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ooo naughty naughty words

 

my virgin eyes!! :lol::lol:

Cover your eyes!!!

 

Here's another one.

 

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If you want to have fun some time, go into a restaurant's kitchen and yell "IMMIGRATION!"

- Milton Berle

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jaja, thats cold as ice :lol:

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Warning. The following joke contains sexual and lewd references.

 

-----

"Mom, I'm pregnant," announced the sixteen year old one morning in a belligerent tone of voice.

 

Her mother paled.

 

"And it's all your fault," continued the girl.

 

"My fault?" gasped the mother, startled. "I bought you books, showed you pictures. I told you about the facts of life."

 

"Yeah, yeah - but you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?"

-----

ooo naughty naughty words

 

my virgin eyes!! :lol::lol:

Cover your eyes!!!

 

Here's another one.

 

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If you want to have fun some time, go into a restaurant's kitchen and yell "IMMIGRATION!"

- Milton Berle

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jej jej, that not only works in the kitchens around here, but it works anywhere in the restraunt :lol:

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