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how come they swab your arms with alcohol before you sit on the chair?

Just so you don't get that last second infection. :holys:

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a denny's salad, medium rare prime rib, lobster tail, baked potato, a lime and a 6 pack of corona.

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ohhh yeah, I forgot dessert....a nice...warm...smooth...uncontaminated slice...of...pie

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ohhh yeah, I forgot dessert....a nice...warm...smooth...uncontaminated slice...of...pie

Blue barry pie? Or Pecan pie?

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If it's really my last meal, I'd like to get stoned like hell before facing execution. So for my last "meal" I'd order some ice and maybe some coke -- but seeing as this is a prison... Yeah, basically, if I'm about to get executed, I'd like to go stoned. :blink:

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