Weirdy Posted October 1, 2005 Author Share Posted October 1, 2005 "Touch Myself" (Dave Ogilvie & Scott Humphrey Mix) by Genitorturers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Weirdy Posted October 9, 2005 Author Share Posted October 9, 2005 "I Can't Watch This" by Weird Al Yankovich I can't watch this. I can't watch thisI can't watch this. I can't watch this My my my my TV makes me so boredMakes me say, oh my lordWhat is this garbage here?Wanna cover my eyes and plug my earsIt sucks, and that's no lieIt's about as much fun as watching paint dryLowers my IQ one notchAnd that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch I told you homeboy... I can't watch thisYeah, nothin' but trash and you know...I can't watch thisPoke out my eyes, man... I can't watch thisYo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this Talkin' 'bout sick showsTere's America's Funniest Home VideosI can't believe my eyesWhen I see the kind of stuff that wins first prizeSomebody's poor old momFalls down off the roof, lands right on the lawnFace first on a rakeI hear they've got it on the seventeenth takeThat's funny as a kick in the crotchAnd that kind of show, uh, I can't watch Yo, I told you... I can't watch thisChange the channel now, man... I can't watch thisYo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this Cosby Show and RosanneThink I've taken 'bout as much as I canJudge Wopner, oh myYou gotta be Rainman to like this guyThirtysomething is alrightIf you like hearing yuppies whining all nightCan't stand Twin PeaksWish they'd lynch those donun-eatin' freaksThos Siskel & Ebert bumsOughta go home and sit on their thumbs That's word because you know... I can't watch thisI can't watch thisBreak it down! Here's-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast-it-tastes-more-like-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-don't-hate-me-because-I'm-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-are-insaaaane!!! Stop! Prime Time!I'm pretty sure I'll be sickIf I have to watch another stupid pet trickOr that guy with the real flat hairThat goes "woof woof woof" and waves his fist in the airOr those weird talk showsAbout Transsexual Nazi EskimosThey're rude, crude and vileJust for a minute let's flip down the dial Flip, flip, flip... yeccch, I can't watch thisLook man... I can't watch thisI can't take this torture no more, I can't...I can't watch thisPay the bills, station breakBreak it down! Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-necklace-you're-soaking-in-it-and-our-fabulous-swimsuit-issue-when-you've-got-a-headache-this-big-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-I've-fallen-and-I-can't-get-up!! Stop! Cable Time!HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTVI might like 'em more after my lobotomyNow why did I ever pay for this junk?I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunkJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless T & AIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away I can't watch this. I can't watch thisI can't watch this. Yeah... I can't watch thisI told you... can't watch thisToo hip, can't watch thisGet me outta here... can't watch this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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