Diso Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 Theres are many unnatural and strange things that happen on this website. Here is the list of the impossible. 1. Evil Eyes Though It seems like 1Emulation.com Is short handed, there are powerful eyes watching our every move. The admins of 1emulation are constantly checking though they don't really bother to post so you are not aware of the presense. Spooky no? 2. Hooked Users People can't seem to leave 1emulation. Many people have tried but they keep wandering back unless they were banned. I myself tried to stop posting for a while but found my self posting the next day. Fatal Rose was also pulled in. Perhaps there is a 1emulation tracking signal that corresponds to the virus that activates a tractor beam that makes our computer open up the 1emulation website. 3. Post Counts? There are many grudges and off topics in 1Emulation. Though it seems like senseless bickering and another way to get post counts, there is a reason to why they do it. These people such as Agozer and Gryphonklaw want us to believe that they are trying to get their post count up so Gamecop would recognize them and make them mods. However, they are really spies from another forums mapping out every detail of 1Emulation and plotting the hacking. 4. Interactiveness? It would seem Strange that many of the interactivity of 1emulation suddenly shot up. When the servers started, many people were excited and got into it, but the levels shot down after an extended period of time. And now, The interactiveness shot up again. What really happened during the low time of the interactivity? Maybe its because drugs were injected into members so they would feel obligated to do something? 5. Anime Wave...Stage One When you look into many of the top elite profiles, you would see many anime pictures. Mainly, the users of 1emulation including K'dash and Magnis include pictures from the Naruto Series. They even took the liberty of giving titles to themselves such as Hokage and Jounin. Will the anime wave complete its invasion? And thats only the first part of it... 6. No Low-Tier Users Allowed... Many users have animated gifs in their profiles. Its not a big problem because everyone likes to do it. It makes profiles lively and exciting. However, people started adding high quality pictures such as Fatalrose and his Jacky Bryant 3d picture, or Magnis with his multiple anime pictures. Many people would think these would be cool, but what are they really doing? This is what they are doing. Those pictures are preventing potential users of 1emulation that have bad computers from accessing 1emulation. When these users see these pictures, their video card can't handle and it explodes.... 7 Have you seen me? The beloved administrator and creator of 1emulation.com, Gamecop, has been busy working on improving 1emulation.com. Gamecop's true identity is unknown. We do not have suffiencient permission to give you readers information about Gamecop, but we can tell you some of his habits. He is known to be obssessed with something and he never answers your IMs because he is busy. He is also very private about his life and puts up 4 firewalls on his computer so no one can hack into it. Why does he hide from us? Soon, a bounty will be put upon his head and many users from 1emulation will go after it since they feel they sort of know him best. If anyone has information on this mysterious owner, contact us at Gov@Gov.Gov 8. Who is your favorite Person in 1Emulation?.. When there are no topics to be posted in, people create topics such as, "Who is your favorite character in SF/KOF/etc?" or they do a versus thread such as "Ryu vs Kyo..Who will win". The truth is, no one cares and these topics are biased due to everyone's opinion. So why do people keep making threads like these. Is it because they are unoriginal and can't think of anything for themselves, or are they following the "Agozer and Gryphonklaw" route and trying to get as many posts as they can...? What is the answer to this conspiracy? The truth is here. We find out that people feel attached to their "Fanboy/Fangirl" part of their brain and that part takes control on the human brain. When People play video games and their eyes are glued to the screen, the game companies are actually hypnotizing the people and inserting psychic probes into our minds. Thus, these probes activate and it is what prods the urges to make these topics. GG Capcom, SnK, Konami..We are watching you. 9. Useless Posts There are a great amount of crappy posts on 1emulation.com. The truth is, the community of 1emulation are too lazy to figure out how to spell words correctly and at their full length. Also, their brain doesn't want to think making the users type whatever they pull out of their butthole. However, these posts make up 90% of the forums here. The other 9.7% are requests filled by leechers. Otherwise, 1emulation would have gotten a better start at the internet and emulation world rather than people talking about how cool a broomhair looks like or if turkeys are in fashion. 10. Anime wave. Stage Two As We have told you before, the users of 1emulation are flooding the forums with anime pictures and anime titles. Whats next you ask? Anime flash movies? No, that is not it. 1 Year and 5 months ago, The users of 1emulation asked for an anime forum. However, Gamecop turned them down because he felt there were too many forums. So the anime fans had to continue to post their rants in the Current Affairs section. So How does this all fit in with Stage two? The Anime Part of the 1Emulation community are planning to flood a forum with useless posts that still correlate with the forums itself so it is not considered with spam. They hope that soon, Gamecop will be forced to delete that forums, and that they can put up an anime forums in its place... 11. Inappropriate Users...Part one Now, when we look at the community of 1emulation.com, we think it's just a bunch of weird, but friendly people. However, that is where we are wrong. It is true that 1emulation isn't the usual batch of users on a emulation forums. They are nice enough to try to answer everyone's request without resorting to the infamous google search. That is not the secret side of the users on 1emulation.com. If you look closely as some of the topics, you see a lot of hidden flames to politics, and you would find our users like to talk about sex a lot. The forums are just not where they talk about it. The DC++ channel and the IRC channel are still hidden places where users can talk about sex and pron and illegal drugs freely since there are no filters there, and the owners of those channels don't really care at all. Users of 1emulation are also free enough to use AOL instant messenger and MSN and ICQ...So when you look at a user of 1emulation.com, think of what else he/she is thinking about besides just being nice to you... 12. Inappropriate Users...Part Two This time, we are looking at the other side of the users of 1emulation...the users themselves. The users of 1emulation are strange enough...each with their own separate personalities. We have a Martial Arts Artist, A Seinfield Fanboy, A Guy that has been banned more times than anyone else but still exists, Loners, and many others. Now you would think 1emulation is an interesting place to be because of these different people interacting on a community, but no it's not. What you see is a gathering place for freaks and others. 1Emulation is actually a beacon for strange people so they can interact with each other where they can't fit in anywhere else. However, we don't know what is going to happen when everyone gets there... 13. Evil Hands... Warning: To fully understand this conspiracy, You must read number one: Evil eyes. As we have said before, administrators and moderators hang around here checking on us every time. Though so few staff members bother to post, all of them are keeping a close eye on our actions. This is not all that they are doing though. There have always been pranks pulled by the staff of 1emulation.com. One of the more famous ones is Emsley and his regular title changes. Though the staff of 1emulation seems nice enough, who knows what they have done? Agozer could have been missing 1000 posts by now due to small deductions from an administrator. Secret topics have been posted and deleted underneath the user's noses. And theres also many....many...more. 14. Attack Sequence...Begin! Whether users have joined 1emulation since the beginning or just now, they have found out about some attacks on 1emulation. These include a hacker from another website, a corrupt administrator that leaked the admin forums and deleted every post, and spammers from other forums. One would think that they are just idiots with no lives. There is a reason to these attacks however. One would think one would attack a forums to eliminate a competitor to worry about. This is not the case. The truth is that our beloved Gamecop had worked out a deal with these users. However, he panicked and canceled these deals even though he signed the contracts. This caused the users to come and attack 1emulation as payment for assing out, but they did not remember that they were attacking one's territory. So their attack failed miserably and they got banned and were never heard of again. Gamecop managed to keep his little secret... 15. What the Flock!? Many users found out quickly that there is a strict word filter on 1emulation changing frequent "cuss words" into words like flock or biatch or other words. Many users find this frustating when they are trying to post a website or an image that happens to have a bad word in its url and the link/picture can not load because the word filter screws it over. There is a reason for these word filters though. It's not because Gamecop wants his board to be "user-friendly". It acts a secret moderating code to him. For example, if a user uses a cuss word and it keeps translating as flock. Gamecop records this and after a certain amount of word filters. Gamecop makes up a stupid reason to warn the user and suspend him for a few hours. That is the true nature of the word filter system. Over and out Ok Please note this is a Joke topic. Its kind of gripes but eh it works without offending anyone. I'll add more later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 I'm Talk Show Host and Yumeji Wizard Haku > *all ...I'm not THAT hooked. Agozer & Gryphonklaw 4 Mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 3. Post Counts? There are many grudges and off topics in 1Emulation. Though it seems like senseless bickering and another way to get post counts, there is a reason to why they do it. These people such as Agozer and Gryphonklaw want us to believe that they are trying to get their post count up so Gamecop would recognize them and make them mods. However, they are really spies from another forums mapping out every detail of 1Emulation and plotting the hacking.Gwaahahahaha! I r teh spy. But I think this board has enough admins and mods to keep the peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 Almost at 4000 are we now, eh Mr.G? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smilee Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 LoL I'll never access this site with a crappy computer again. My computer just won't handle those high-res signatures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 Almost at 4000 are we now, eh Mr.G?Ah geez, I didn't even notice it! w00t!! I love how Agozer and I have been mentioned twice in the conspiracies. Make me wonder if the admins, mods, and Gamecop are conspiring against us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 Almost at 4000 are we now, eh Mr.G?Ah geez, I didn't even notice it! w00t!! I love how Agozer and I have been mentioned twice in the conspiracies. Make me wonder if the admins, mods, and Gamecop are conspiring against us... We must fear the powers! Personally, I would like my post count to be -32425, thats right, Negative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shibathedog Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 phew my random showing up and helping everyone with their DCs didnt get mentioned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agozer Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 (edited) Almost at 4000 are we now, eh Mr.G?Ah geez, I didn't even notice it! w00t!! I love how Agozer and I have been mentioned twice in the conspiracies. Make me wonder if the admins, mods, and Gamecop are conspiring against us... Spies from another board? I'm honored. I need more recognition so I can get the classified info I need. EDIT: I quoted the wrong text. Woe is me. My cover has been blown away.EDIT2: Mr. G, they are conspiracing against us, didn't you know? EDIT3: Wait, didn't Magnis have Love Hina stuff instead of Naruto? Edited July 4, 2004 by Agozer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 This is the best thread ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 EDIT2: Mr. G, they are conspiracing against us, didn't you know? Yeah, I always had that sense of foreboding that GameCop is going to go to cyber-Rodney King on us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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