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You are standing in front of a dark mansion. Your car got destroyed by a ninja attack and you barely escaped.

 

You have:

Clothes

20 Dollars

Matches

Cigarettes

 

What do you do?

 

I will take the first suggestion and go from there :(

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The newbie takes out his cigarettes and starts to smoke....

 

and smoke...

 

and smoke...

 

and smoke...

 

and smoke....

 

and smoke...

 

The newbie starts to cough. and he faints....

 

The grim reaper reaps the newbies and revives the newbie.

 

The newbie is now in front of the house somehow

 

He has:

 

20 Dollars

Clothes

Cuban Cigar

 

What does he do?

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The crack dealer looks at the newbie funny and says, "Newbie! Now Watch me Use My Elite Hacksors!" The Crack dealer pulls out a gun and shoots the newbie in the head. Luckily, the newbie had Cheating Death on so he wasn't affected. The newbie pees on the crack dealer and starts to run away. The dealer keeps trying to shoot the newbie but the Cheating Death keeps negates all the hacked bullets. "Dammit!" Yells the dealer as he throws the gun at the newbie. The gun hits the newbie and knocks him unconscious.

 

Moments later...

 

The newbie finds himself in purgatory...and he screams as he falls down through the roof of the old house.

 

He has:

 

A happy face Sticker

20 Dollars

Clothes

Batteries

Candy

 

What do you do

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Eat the candy while exploring the house with or without the Scooby-Doo theme in the background.

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The newbie starts to explore the house but decides to save his candy for later. He sees a door that is brightly hued than the others and opens it. He sees a bedroom. He opens a drawer and finds.....

 

Cigarettes

A Letter Opener

Matches

And Asparin

 

The newbie closes the door of the drawer. He is in a bedroom with a bed, a drawer, and a mirrow.

 

He has

 

Clothes

20 Dollars

Asparin

Letter Opener

Cigarettes

Matches

Batteries

A happy face sticker

Candy

 

What does he do?

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He Takes a nap....he is done. Now what?

 

He has

 

Clothes

20 Dollars

Asparin

Letter Opener

Cigarettes

Matches

Batteries

A happy face sticker

Candy

 

What do you do?

 

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The newbie has died 2 Times.

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Makes a fort with the bed sheets and pillows and gaurds it with the letter opener.

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While in his fort, he finds a silver tube. He blows it and it makes a high pitched noise. Soon after, he hears barks and he looks in horror as 5 dogs pile into the room. They leap up to attack the castle. The newbie cries out, "GLADDIAATOOR!" and stabs the dog as they try to chew off the pillows.

 

Moments later...

 

The dogs are dead and the castle is destroyed. The newbie decides to get out of the room. He is now in the hall way.

 

The newbie has:

 

Dog Hide

Bones

Clothes

20 Dollars

Asparin

Letter Opener

Cigarettes

Matches

Batteries

A happy face sticker

Candy

 

What do you do?

 

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The newbie has died 2 Times.

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