Diso Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 You are standing in front of a dark mansion. Your car got destroyed by a ninja attack and you barely escaped. You have:Clothes20 DollarsMatchesCigarettes What do you do? I will take the first suggestion and go from there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Holy crazy thread Batman! .... Die slowly by smoking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diso Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 The newbie takes out his cigarettes and starts to smoke.... and smoke... and smoke... and smoke... and smoke.... and smoke... The newbie starts to cough. and he faints.... The grim reaper reaps the newbies and revives the newbie. The newbie is now in front of the house somehow He has: 20 DollarsClothesCuban Cigar What does he do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taratata Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Go to the first crack dealer he can find, and tell him: "Give me all your money and all your crack, or I'll pee on you!", then run for his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diso Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 The crack dealer looks at the newbie funny and says, "Newbie! Now Watch me Use My Elite Hacksors!" The Crack dealer pulls out a gun and shoots the newbie in the head. Luckily, the newbie had Cheating Death on so he wasn't affected. The newbie pees on the crack dealer and starts to run away. The dealer keeps trying to shoot the newbie but the Cheating Death keeps negates all the hacked bullets. "Dammit!" Yells the dealer as he throws the gun at the newbie. The gun hits the newbie and knocks him unconscious. Moments later... The newbie finds himself in purgatory...and he screams as he falls down through the roof of the old house. He has: A happy face Sticker20 DollarsClothesBatteriesCandy What do you do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Eat the candy while exploring the house with or without the Scooby-Doo theme in the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diso Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 The newbie starts to explore the house but decides to save his candy for later. He sees a door that is brightly hued than the others and opens it. He sees a bedroom. He opens a drawer and finds..... CigarettesA Letter OpenerMatchesAnd Asparin The newbie closes the door of the drawer. He is in a bedroom with a bed, a drawer, and a mirrow. He has Clothes20 DollarsAsparinLetter OpenerCigarettesMatchesBatteriesA happy face stickerCandy What does he do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taratata Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Have a nap on the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diso Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 He Takes a nap....he is done. Now what? He has Clothes20 DollarsAsparinLetter OpenerCigarettesMatchesBatteriesA happy face stickerCandy What do you do? -----The newbie has died 2 Times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 (edited) Makes a fort with the bed sheets and pillows and gaurds it with the letter opener. Edited July 11, 2004 by K`dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diso Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 While in his fort, he finds a silver tube. He blows it and it makes a high pitched noise. Soon after, he hears barks and he looks in horror as 5 dogs pile into the room. They leap up to attack the castle. The newbie cries out, "GLADDIAATOOR!" and stabs the dog as they try to chew off the pillows. Moments later... The dogs are dead and the castle is destroyed. The newbie decides to get out of the room. He is now in the hall way. The newbie has: Dog HideBonesClothes20 DollarsAsparinLetter OpenerCigarettesMatchesBatteriesA happy face stickerCandy What do you do? -----The newbie has died 2 Times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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