Wizard Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 He takes the Happy face sticker and sticks it too his boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diso Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 He takes the Happy face sticker and sticks it too his boot.The newbie hears chatter and heads in that directoin. He finds the room. But a skeleton is guarding it. However, the skeleton sees the hapyp face sticker on the boot and admits the newbie in. The newbie goes in and he sees many strange characters at a table. He picks a seat and sits down. Momemts later... After chatting with the wolfman and the swamp thing, a gong sound issued. Everyone stood and the newbie followed suit. And out camed the... WALMART MASCOT, THE ROLLBACK SMILEY FACE. The mascot sits down and they start to talk about domination over a human town. The newbie begins to get fidgety The newbie has: Clothes20 DollarsAsparinLetter OpenerCigarettesMatchesBatteriesA happy face stickerCandy What do you do? -----The newbie has died 2 Times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agozer Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 (edited) Newbie stabs the Walmart Mascot with the Letter Opener and runs out of the room. Edited July 11, 2004 by Agozer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diso Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 Newbie stabs the Walkmart Mascot with the Letter Opener and runs out of the room.The newbie stabs the Wallmart Mascot with the letter opener and quickly runs out of the room back into the bedroom with broken pillows. Unfortunately, he peeked and saw many angry Wallmart Mascots egos looking for him. He quickly hid into the broken pillows hoping they won't see him. The newbie has: Clothes20 DollarsAsparinLetter OpenerCigarettesMatchesBatteriesA happy face stickerCandy What do you do? -----The newbie has died 2 Times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 He takes the Happy Face sticker from earlier and sticks it on his face in hopes too pass off as one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diso Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 He takes the Happy Face sticker from earlier and sticks it on his face in hopes too pass off as one of them.The newbies walks out of the bedroom. The cowboy and the 007 Wallmart mascots come up to him and ask him if he saw a human running around. The newbie said no. After they passed him. The newbie ran downstairs into another room. This time it was a dining room. There is food on the table. The newbie has: Clothes20 DollarsAsparinLetter OpenerCigarettesMatchesBatteriesA happy face stickerCandy What do you do? -----The newbie has died 2 Times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madi Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 i will use the 20 dollars to enjoy a burger feast and some ramen.......~_^and smoke away........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diso Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 i will use the 20 dollars to enjoy a burger feast and some ramen.......~_^and smoke away...........The newbie ignored the two things his mind said to him but he did light a ciggy and smoke it. He walked towards the wall. However, the wall was a hologram and the room was filled with spikes. Knowing he was going to die. The newbie took a bite out of the candy. It tasted horrible. He looked at the wrapper and it said Instant Death Candy! The newbie died 3 times. The thread is now closed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diso Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 The newbie finds himself back in the dining room table finding he has two lives left. The newbie has: Clothes20 DollarsAsparinLetter OpenerCigarettesMatchesBatteriesA happy face stickerCandy What do you do? -----The newbie has died 3 Times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 He has lives O.o Anyways... He eats because his hungry, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 At the dinner table he eats and there are bound to be some eating utensils so he grabs them as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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