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You guys are butchering the thread :(

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I'll try to salvage this.

 

Use the letter opener on the letter and read it.

Meh I'm going to ignore the other posts.

 

The newbie opens the letter. It says DIE!

 

Black fluid comes out of the letter and soaks the newbies hands. He reads on, "This is the strongest, but most forgiving poison in the world. You will die within 24 hours from infection.

 

The newbie pulls out the candy bar and eats it. He reads the candy bar, Instant-Detox. The newbie is now depoisoned.

 

THe newbie sees that it is morning and walks out to his house. He finds out that his car is fixed and there is money with a note attached to it saying, you survived. Good job. The newbie starts his cow and heads home :P

 

You made the newbie survive! He died only 3 times. Good job. Thread closed within 2 replies

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Now...Make him crash into a tree :E

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