L.S.D Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 WHAT DO YOU DRINK??? A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer's personality on what drinks they ordered. Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. WOMEN WHO DRINK: Drink : Beer. Personality : Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. Approach : Invite her to a game of pool. Drink : Cocktails or Blender drinks with umbrella. Personality : Flaky, annoying, ditzy, and a pain in the ass. Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. Drink : Mixed drinks but no umbrellas. eg: Scotch and dry. Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink..... Drink : Water Personality : Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship. Approach : Don't. Drink : Wine - (bottled not 4 liter cask) Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation. Drink : Bacardi Breezer, Lemon Ruskie, West Coast Cooler, etc Personality : Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has absolutely no clue. Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is Drink : Baileys. Personality : Annoying voice, bit of a tart. Approach : Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub. Drink : Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.) Personality : Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk...and naked. Approach : Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait........ MEN WHO DRINK: Cider: He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid..... Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor / student and wants to get laid. Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.. Bitter : He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid... Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid. Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another. Water : He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth and still wants to get laid.... Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid..... Vodka: Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf... Desperate to get laid..... Port : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.... Whisky : He doesn't give two craps about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid..... Flavored rum : Knows all about feminine activities (knitting, cooking, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid. Rum or Tequila : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid... Bacardi Breezer, Lemon Ruskie, West Coast Cooler etc : He's gay (blatantly...). Don't turn your back or pick up any dropped change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 (edited) O_o I wouldn't shag a frigging scarf. Edited July 13, 2004 by K`dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Vodka: Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf... Desperate to get laid.....Hahaha! That's me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S.D Posted July 13, 2004 Author Share Posted July 13, 2004 Vodka: Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf... Desperate to get laid.....Hahaha! That's me! LOL! Ok, here's a warm scarf for you, Gryph I drink premium beer so, yeah I like good beer and I wanna get laid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugenn Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 What about bukkake lovers? What kind of personality do they have? Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agozer Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 (edited) What about bukkake lovers? What kind of personality do they have? Heh.Outgoing?....Why did this topic get into bukkake again? I don't drink...anymore. I've got to the point where I dislike the taste of alcohol. I'm an absolutist of sorts. Edited July 13, 2004 by Agozer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S.D Posted July 13, 2004 Author Share Posted July 13, 2004 I don't drink...anymore. I've got to the point where I dislike the taste of alcohol. I'm an absolutist of sorts.Wow, it seems that you have lost one of the pleasures in life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agozer Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 I don't drink...anymore. I've got to the point where I dislike the taste of alcohol. I'm an absolutist of sorts.Wow, it seems that you have lost one of the pleasures in life I do drink ciders and Long Drinks occasionally, but I do so to keep company, not so much for my own pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S.D Posted July 13, 2004 Author Share Posted July 13, 2004 Yeah, I drink to socialise too, and to know girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotica Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 lol, oldie but a goodie. I drink anything with alcohol in it, so what does that make me? I can't go one night without a dose of alcohol, so I admire you Agozer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Yeah, I drink to socialise too, and to know girls ALKIHOWL VIZION 4 U! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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