BoomBa_GoosE Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Are you in yet? - ask a girl during sex when you have actually entered (I might get warned for this:P)o man, that is terrible~! HAHA...or when she see's "IT" for the first time, she goes on sayin "Awww how cute!!" yeah i might get warned too..but hey, its true, i would NOT want to hear that either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 (edited) "Honey...the strip turned blue..." = Nightmare = Me packing up and leaving "Son, your grandparents found a nice girl from a small Indian village for you." = WORST nightmare "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction Edited July 22, 2004 by GryphonKlaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggs Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 "The baseball bat isn't wide enough." - Dig's mom (You guys wouldn't understand unless I took the time to explain it, and that might piss off GameCop). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daeval Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 "Son, your grandparents found a nice girl from a small Indian village for you." = WORST nightmareHey, some indian chicks are hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S.D Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 "Son, your grandparents found a nice girl from a small Indian village for you." = WORST nightmareHey, some indian chicks are hot. I second that India has two Miss universe, you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 "Son, your grandparents found a nice girl from a small Indian village for you." = WORST nightmareHey, some indian chicks are hot. I second that India has two Miss universe, you know No no no, it's not that. It's that my grandparents are old school while my parents and myself aren't. So there is a big conflict of interest there. And they're coming to visit in a few months!! NOOOOOO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkmage479 Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 No no no, it's not that. It's that my grandparents are old school while my parents and myself aren't. So there is a big conflict of interest there. And they're coming to visit in a few months!! NOOOOOO!!! what's the matter can't handle a little old-schoolness? my English grandparents still answer the phone by saying their number, run a PC with Windows 3.1 and refuse to buy any German or Japanese products because of WWII. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Thats craaaazeeeeey. </Ikea Guy> Arranged-from-birth-anything to do with your life is bad. Run, run for teh hills. Better yet, come to canada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkmage479 Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 (edited) Arranged-from-birth-anything to do with your life is bad. Run, run for teh hills. Better yet, come to canada how would that solve anything? when i was in toronto i remeber seeing indian restraunts on every other street... (not that it's a bad thing - indian food rules). They'd only try to set up Gryph with their daughters back East Edited July 22, 2004 by darkmage479 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugenn Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 "Darling, I missed my period." - Girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skythe Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 "Sperm tastes like mayonaise." ~ words that came out of a dumb whore's mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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