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"If it weren't for my horse, I would never have spent that year in college."

 

If you know who said that, you are cool. If you don't, then you need to watch/listen to more stand up comedy.

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(Waking up from a major operation) "Congratulations, son, the operation was a complete sucess. Oh dear, where'd my wristwatch go?" - the surgeon

 

(Going clubbing with a group of chem-head mates) - "Oh no, you didn't take the GREEN pill, did you?'

 

OR - this one really happened to me - on the first day of a psychology "major" (which over here means only taking one class per semester, rather than doing the whole unit) the lecturer said, "...And some of you may be taking psychology as a major to complement some completely unrelated degree. In that case (a sarcastic sneer and a laugh) good luck!"

 

(not that I've ever had much trouble with my psych units; I can't say that quote didn't freak me out though).

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"If it weren't for my horse, I would never have spent that year in college."

 

If you know who said that, you are cool. If you don't, then you need to watch/listen to more stand up comedy.

Lewis Black

 

One of the few awesome comedians.

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"If it weren't for my horse, I would never have spent that year in college."

 

If you know who said that, you are cool. If you don't, then you need to watch/listen to more stand up comedy.

Lewis Black

 

One of the few awesome comedians.

Finally! Someone knows where that's from. You are now cool. :P

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"If it weren't for my horse, I would never have spent that year in college."

 

If you know who said that, you are cool. If you don't, then you need to watch/listen to more stand up comedy.

Lewis Black

 

One of the few awesome comedians.

I agree. He's like hyperactive when on stage. :P He has awesome jokes.

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