L.S.D Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 "Sperm tastes like mayonaise." ~ words that came out of a dumb whore's mouth.It happen to you?!? You better go see a doctor or something
Skythe Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 I never said it happened to me. I overheard it in a mall.
Gryph Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 "If it weren't for my horse, I would never have spent that year in college." If you know who said that, you are cool. If you don't, then you need to watch/listen to more stand up comedy.
random guy Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 (Waking up from a major operation) "Congratulations, son, the operation was a complete sucess. Oh dear, where'd my wristwatch go?" - the surgeon (Going clubbing with a group of chem-head mates) - "Oh no, you didn't take the GREEN pill, did you?' OR - this one really happened to me - on the first day of a psychology "major" (which over here means only taking one class per semester, rather than doing the whole unit) the lecturer said, "...And some of you may be taking psychology as a major to complement some completely unrelated degree. In that case (a sarcastic sneer and a laugh) good luck!" (not that I've ever had much trouble with my psych units; I can't say that quote didn't freak me out though).
Agozer Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 Something tells me that GameCop will smite this thread soon for being too "vulgar".
Gryph Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 Something tells me that GameCop will smite this thread soon for being too "vulgar". Till then lets have as much fun as possible.
Skythe Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 "If it weren't for my horse, I would never have spent that year in college." If you know who said that, you are cool. If you don't, then you need to watch/listen to more stand up comedy.Lewis Black One of the few awesome comedians.
Gryph Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 "If it weren't for my horse, I would never have spent that year in college." If you know who said that, you are cool. If you don't, then you need to watch/listen to more stand up comedy.Lewis Black One of the few awesome comedians. Finally! Someone knows where that's from. You are now cool.
Agozer Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 "If it weren't for my horse, I would never have spent that year in college." If you know who said that, you are cool. If you don't, then you need to watch/listen to more stand up comedy.Lewis Black One of the few awesome comedians. I agree. He's like hyperactive when on stage. He has awesome jokes.
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