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Things Found Only in America

 

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house

faster than an ambulance.

 

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking

places in front of a skating rink.

 

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick

walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

 

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese

burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

 

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to

the vault open and then chain the pens to the

counters.

 

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth

thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our

useless junk in the garage.

 

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines

to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't

miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in

the first place.

 

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages

of ten and buns in packages of eight.

 

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics'

to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin

meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking

creatures'.

 

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM

machines with Braille lettering.

 

A Guide to U.S. Newspapers

 

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who

run the country.

 

2. The New York Times is read by people who think they

run the country.

 

3. The Washington Post is read by people who think

they should run the country.

 

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to

run the country but don't really understand the

Washington Post. They do, however like the smog

statistics shown in pie charts.

 

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who

wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare

the time, and if they didn't have to leave L.A. to do

it.

 

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents

used to run the country.

 

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who

aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't

really care as long as they can get a seat on the

train.

 

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care

who's running the country either, as long as they do

something really scandalous, preferably while

intoxicated.

 

9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who

aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is

running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that

they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the

leaders are handicapped minority, feministic atheist

dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY

country or galaxy as long as they are democrats.

 

10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running

another country, but need the baseball scores.

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I believe most of thsoe are true.

You are Canadian, you have no right to presume what we in the US do. :P

 

But yeah, those are true. Especially those newspaper ones. I read The Wall Street Journal from time to time, I RULE THE COUNTRY! w00t!!

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*Hystaricly*It's TRUE! ALL TRUE!

And Inflamible Means Flamable. It's True.

And They Won't Sell Lighters To Kids At A Water/Video Store But Will Sell Them At Gas Stations(I've Tried It)

 

Our Contry Is Somewhat Crappy But Sure Is Better Than CANADA!

 

 

(J/K K'Dash)

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And They Won't Sell Lighters To Kids At A Water/Video Store But Will Sell Them At Gas Stations(I've Tried It)

LOL, maybe they like to see their gas station going up in smoke!

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And They Won't Sell Lighters To Kids At A Water/Video Store But Will Sell Them At Gas Stations(I've Tried It)

LOL, maybe they like to see their gas station going up in smoke!

What I don't get is why they sell cigaretes in the gas stations. <_<

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And They Won't Sell Lighters To Kids At A Water/Video Store But Will Sell Them At Gas Stations(I've Tried It)

LOL, maybe they like to see their gas station going up in smoke!

What I don't get is why they sell cigaretes in the gas stations. <_<

Maybe they like to see fireworks? :lol:

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I don't want to sound like a retard and I've been meaning to ask this for a long time...What is "Braille lettering"?

 

EDIT: Nevermind, I think I know. It's that dot text that blind people can read, right?

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I don't want to sound like a retard and I've been meaning to ask this for a long time...What is "Braille lettering"?

 

EDIT: Nevermind, I think I know. It's that dot text that blind people can read, right?

Exactly

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