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2004 Dumbass Awards


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So tell us something you have done within this year that was just completely stupid!

 

Here's mine...

 

I was walking on the street and saw this group of pretty women at night, then a car passes by and almost runs me over. I then notice I'm in the middle of the street and the driver is hitting the horn at me and the girls start laughing. It was a very sad, sad, day. ;):P

 

Credits: KWOT and Miskie for the original thread.

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Well, you know that song that goes "Looonely; I'm Mr. Looonely..." or something like that?

 

Well, for some odd reason, I start singing it after class. Out of nowhere, my ex-girlfriend passes right in front of me; she being able to hear the lyrics.

 

Needless to say, it was a VERY weird moment. Oh, and I looked like a dumbass.

 

Anon.

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Well here is another one..

 

I was walking in a Casino with some friends this year and we were running to the buffet to go meet up with some folks since we were really late. There was this big fat guy walking and all of a sudden my friend pulled my arm to the buffet and we ended up Clotheslining the big fat guy (both of our arms smacked his chest and he fell right on his back) and he started shouting at us in a foreign language. :P

 

Then from there he started speaking in english and saying he was going to sue us and called the security guard. From there we said to ourselves to start speaking like we didn't understand and just said "No comprendo" like 50 times to everything the security guard and the guy said to us. The big fat guy finally just said forget it since I guess he needed to go somewhere himself too. :rofl:;)

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Well here is another one..

 

I was walking in a Casino with some friends this year and we were running to the buffet to go meet up with some folks since we were really late. There was this big fat guy walking and all of a sudden my friend pulled my arm to the buffet and we ended up Clotheslining the big fat guy (both of our arms smacked his chest and he fell right on his back) and he started shouting at us in a foreign language.  :P

 

Then from there he started speaking in english and saying he was going to sue us and called the security guard. From there we said to ourselves to start speaking like we didn't understand and just said "No comprendo" like 50 times to everything the security guard and the guy said to us. The big fat guy finally just said forget it since I guess he needed to go somewhere himself too. :rofl:;)

Thats not being a dumbass. Thats just being a jerk :rofl:

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