Alpha Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 Well here is another one.. I was walking in a Casino with some friends this year and we were running to the buffet to go meet up with some folks since we were really late. There was this big fat guy walking and all of a sudden my friend pulled my arm to the buffet and we ended up Clotheslining the big fat guy (both of our arms smacked his chest and he fell right on his back) and he started shouting at us in a foreign language. Then from there he started speaking in english and saying he was going to sue us and called the security guard. From there we said to ourselves to start speaking like we didn't understand and just said "No comprendo" like 50 times to everything the security guard and the guy said to us. The big fat guy finally just said forget it since I guess he needed to go somewhere himself too. Thats not being a dumbass. Thats just being a jerk Well it was an accident, nothing really happened to the guy. A little dazed, there was a brief pause when he hit the floor. Then he got right back up. At least, it was casino carpet. EDIT: Since I'm getting so many IM's about it right now if the poor guy died or not ... nothing really happened to him. I started going the wrong direction in the buffet and my friend pulled me to the correct direction and then well the guy fell on the floor. We tried to help him back up and said Sorry as well, then from there, it was no use. Unfortunattely we had no choice, what can I say, we acted as dumbasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatal Rose Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Well here is another one.. I was walking in a Casino with some friends this year and we were running to the buffet to go meet up with some folks since we were really late. There was this big fat guy walking and all of a sudden my friend pulled my arm to the buffet and we ended up Clotheslining the big fat guy (both of our arms smacked his chest and he fell right on his back) and he started shouting at us in a foreign language. Then from there he started speaking in english and saying he was going to sue us and called the security guard. From there we said to ourselves to start speaking like we didn't understand and just said "No comprendo" like 50 times to everything the security guard and the guy said to us. The big fat guy finally just said forget it since I guess he needed to go somewhere himself too. Thats not being a dumbass. Thats just being a jerk Well it was an accident, nothing really happened to the guy. A little dazed, there was a brief pause when he hit the floor. Then he got right back up. At least, it was casino carpet. EDIT: Since I'm getting so many IM's about it right now if the poor guy died or not ... nothing really happened to him. I started going the wrong direction in the buffet and my friend pulled me to the correct direction and then well the guy fell on the floor. We tried to help him back up and said Sorry as well, then from there, it was no use. Unfortunattely we had no choice, what can I say, we acted as dumbasses.Did he recognize you from 1emulation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 Well here is another one.. I was walking in a Casino with some friends this year and we were running to the buffet to go meet up with some folks since we were really late. There was this big fat guy walking and all of a sudden my friend pulled my arm to the buffet and we ended up Clotheslining the big fat guy (both of our arms smacked his chest and he fell right on his back) and he started shouting at us in a foreign language. Then from there he started speaking in english and saying he was going to sue us and called the security guard. From there we said to ourselves to start speaking like we didn't understand and just said "No comprendo" like 50 times to everything the security guard and the guy said to us. The big fat guy finally just said forget it since I guess he needed to go somewhere himself too. Thats not being a dumbass. Thats just being a jerk Well it was an accident, nothing really happened to the guy. A little dazed, there was a brief pause when he hit the floor. Then he got right back up. At least, it was casino carpet. EDIT: Since I'm getting so many IM's about it right now if the poor guy died or not ... nothing really happened to him. I started going the wrong direction in the buffet and my friend pulled me to the correct direction and then well the guy fell on the floor. We tried to help him back up and said Sorry as well, then from there, it was no use. Unfortunattely we had no choice, what can I say, we acted as dumbasses.Did he recognize you from 1emulation? Unfortunattely, no. I should have asked him if he has been to 1emulation though, maybe we could have had a conversation going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken_cinder Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 I have no life.......that's the dumbest thing I've done all year. Thus I must be automatically granted the Dumbass of the year award! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatal Rose Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 I have no life.......that's the dumbest thing I've done all year. Thus I must be automatically granted the Dumbass of the year award!Well you have a girl don't you? So that is something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madi Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 i stayed in the wrong period for 50 min...........i just got up and left and ran the hell outta there..... i also pushed 10 "pull" doors in a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken_cinder Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 I have no life.......that's the dumbest thing I've done all year. Thus I must be automatically granted the Dumbass of the year award!Well you have a girl don't you? So that is something. Well yeah, but most of my time is devoted to working. The rest to her and my computer. I don't go out much, and if I do......it's with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 You know...I don't think I've done any really dumb things in the past year. I used to do a lot of that stuff in high school and the first college I went to but now I just study, go to work, and watch movies and play games with friends. There isn't much room to do stupid things there. But I did do a stupid thing at work a few weeks ago. I was making some media but I ran out of time since I had to go class so I placed the unfinished mixture AND the bacterial culture on a cart that was laying there. Little did I know that that cart was for stuff that needed to be autoclaved (a pressurized heating process that kills basically EVERYTHING.) So when I came back to finish my work, my media was ruined and my bacterial culture was dead. The media being ruined wasn't that big of a deal because I could make it again but the loss of the bacterial culture was HUGE. I was in a panic because I had to explain losing the bacterial culture to my professor but luckily before I told him, one of the other students told me that she was also working on the same bacteria so I was saved. That's about how exciting my life gets now...sad isn't it? But lately things have been better since my best friend is down here from Stanford visiting us. Everytime we go to restaurants or any public place, we always get stared because we laugh too loud and tell jokes that shouldn't be told in such a loud manner. Actually at this one place the waitress told us that several people complained about our volume and content of our speech and that if we didn't cut it out we'd have to leave. Apparantly those people don't find jokes about choking on feces, dick sucking gay vampires, and aborted fetus sushi that funny. Weird people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 You know...I don't think I've done any really dumb things in the past year. I used to do a lot of that stuff in high school and the first college I went to but now I just study, go to work, and watch movies and play games with friends. There isn't much room to do stupid things there. But I did do a stupid thing at work a few weeks ago. I was making some media but I ran out of time since I had to go class so I placed the unfinished mixture AND the bacterial culture on a cart that was laying there. Little did I know that that cart was for stuff that needed to be autoclaved (a pressurized heating process that kills basically EVERYTHING.) So when I came back to finish my work, my media was ruined and my bacterial culture was dead. The media being ruined wasn't that big of a deal because I could make it again but the loss of the bacterial culture was HUGE. I was in a panic because I had to explain losing the bacterial culture to my professor but luckily before I told him, one of the other students told me that she was also working on the same bacteria so I was saved. That's about how exciting my life gets now...sad isn't it? But lately things have been better since my best friend is down here from Stanford visiting us. Everytime we go to restaurants or any public place, we always get stared because we laugh too loud and tell jokes that shouldn't be told in such a loud manner. Actually at this one place the waitress told us that several people complained about our volume and content of our speech and that if we didn't cut it out we'd have to leave. Apparantly those people don't find jokes about choking on feces, dick sucking gay vampires, and aborted fetus sushi that funny. Weird people...LMAO!! When the waitress came up to you guys next time, you should have said, "No comprendo". Those 2 words are the key to everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhugeliang Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Heres a good one, I was in the mall with my gf looking for some stuff for her...... I can't let her go alone or we would be broke by the end of the shopping spree. So we walk into this store and we start grabbing stuff for her to try on. We get a bunch of stuff and she goes into the fitting room to try the stuff on. I wait outside and she comes out and says that she doesnt like it. We go out find some more stuff and I send her back in there because by now Im like WTF am I doing here. I tell her Ill keep looking for nice stuff. So I see this shirt I thought might look nice on her and walk to the back dressing rooms. I holler which one are you in and she tells me Im right here. I just figured she went in the same one that she went in before so I stick the shirt in the room, which was only a cloth curtain... and say here try this on. Then I see this red and black g string and just as I was about to ask her when she got those panties I looked at the mirror and saw that it wasnt my gf. Funny thing is that she was bent over when I walked in so I got a MAJOR porno position. I was so embarassed I just walked out of the store until my gf called my cell phone. hehe. Poor girl. If youre out there poor girl... Im kind of not so sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
random guy Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 (edited) Well, I have a nasty habit of talking to myself (not out-loud, just in my head) when I haven't had any direct contact with anyone for a while, so I guess it would have to be one of the all-too-many times I've realised I've been walking through a public place with my mouth moving. Edited September 21, 2004 by random guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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