L.S.D Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Does Your Company have the Right Person in the Right Chair ?. Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right chair?If yes, try this simple experiment. Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside.Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze thesituation: 1) If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT. 2) If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - PUT THEM IN THE ENGINEERING 3) If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN PLANNING. 4) If they are throwing the bricks at each other - PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS. 5) If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY. 6) If they have broken the bricks into pieces - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY. 7) If they are staring out of the window - P! UT THEM IN THE EXPORT If they are sitting idle - PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT. 9) If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT. 10) If they are clinging onto the bricks - PUT THEM IN TREASURY. 11) If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - PUT THEM IN SALES. 12) If they have already left for the day - PUT THEM IN MARKETING. AND last but not least.... 13) If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved - PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agozer Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Hahahaha... I wish all firms would choose their employeees like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugenn Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 My ex-boss should get the electric chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S.D Posted October 1, 2004 Author Share Posted October 1, 2004 My ex-boss should get the electric chair.most bosses do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Hahaha! That's very Dilbert-y, which is a good thing. Dilbert rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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